Everyone Really Thought The Punisher Tore That Guy’s Face Off
To a lot of people Jon Bernthal’s take on everyone’s favourite Marvel disciplinarian, The Punisher, is the definitive portrayal of the character on the big or small screen. A side effect of this though...
View ArticleHugh Jackman Didn’t Wear Shoes When Playing Wolverine
There are few actors as closely associated with their most well-known role as Hugh Jackman is with Wolverine. A character who is now intrinsically linked with the actor in the minds of many fans...
View ArticleThat Time Studios Insisted on Killing Optimus Prime
Few characters in fiction have eaten shit as much as Optimus Prime, with The Last Prime dying at least a dozen times during his tenure as the wisened leader of the Autobots. Inarguably his most...
View ArticleJudge Dredd Only Gets 10 Minutes Off Per Day
Judge Dredd is a character who hails from a hellish, dystopian universe in which the justice system has degraded to such an extent law and order is a mocking facade of what it used to be and the...
View ArticleThat Time They the Wu-Tang Clan Into a Forbidden PS1 Game
Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style alternately and rather fittingly known by the rad as fuck alternate moniker of Wu-Tang: Taste the Pain, is an obscure PlayStation fighting game in which you kick the fuck out of...
View ArticleThe DC Character Who Can Teleport Via Cigarette
Swamp Thing is a DC character who has pretty much the same backstory as Shrek in that he’s green, likes onions and is largely motivated by his desire to get people the fuck out of his swamp....
View ArticleThat Time Marvel Didn’t Train The Best Fighter in the MCU how to Fight
Within Marvel canon the Immortal Iron Fist is regarded as one of the singular finest hand-to-hand, foot-to-dick and every other combination of limb to major extremity or weakpoint combatant you can...
View ArticleThat Time Marvel Taught a Guy Playing a Fish Man How To Swim
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is a film that centres primarily around the conflict between techno-futurist Africa and water Aztecs. A decision that resulted in like half the cast needing to learn how...
View ArticleHow a bulletproof fat guy helped My Hero Academia get made
My Hero Academia is an eminently popular anime/manga series about a world in which super-powered teenagers attend a school designed to help them better understand and utilise their god-like powers for...
View ArticleThe Best Superman Show Exists Because Nobody Wanted to Make it
The Fleischer Studios Superman shorts from the 1940’s are widely considered the best pieces of Superman media ever created. Iconic from a visual standpoint and absolutely revolutionary from a technical...
View ArticleEveryone but Robert Pattinson knew he was going to be Batman
For an actor playing Batman is a lot like walking on the moon by which we mean while about a dozen men have done so, most people can only name like three of them. Although his tenure as the Dark Knight...
View ArticlePeople can’t stop arguing about Dr. Manhattan’s swingin’ blue dick
Dr. Manhattan is a character who, depending on your level of maturity, is defined by either his growing detachment from humanity and indifference to their suffering or his penchant for walking around...
View ArticleSpider-Man isn’t allowed to get fucked up
Getting fucked up is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by people, fictional or otherwise, for about as long as humans have written things down. One character who isn’t allowed to indulge in this is...
View ArticleNobody knows how the Fantastic Four’s costumes work
The Fantastic Four have been a comic mainstay for well over half a decade at this point and during that time Marvel’s First Family have had more costume changes than a drag queen with OCD. While the...
View ArticleDoctor Doom fist fights the devil every year for his mother’s soul
Victor von Doom is one of Marvel’s most famous and enduring villains. A towering presence defined by a continent-sized ego and an inimitable big-dick iron-plated swagger, Doom is not a humble man and...
View ArticleJudge Dredd carries and anti crime wolf gun
Judge Dredd lives in a universe so corrupted by malignant crime-energy that even the icy hand of death isn’t enough to stop someone occasionally committing big crime. As a result, the 2000 AD universe...
View ArticleTV show Flash is edited like an angry hot rod
The Flash is part of an expansive and ambitious TV multiverse revolving around characters from DC comics largely that focuses on the misadventures of the Scarlet Speedster and his collection of super...
View ArticleThat time Sony wanted to cut footage of Tobey Maguire being a boss
the first Spider-Man movie is fucking rad, which is pretty much the only descriptor you can use for a film in which a man dressed like an armour plated goblin terrorises an entire city with skeleton...
View ArticleZack Snyder wanted to shoot Superman’s best friend in the face, for fun
We think it’s fair to say that Zack Snyder’s take on the DC universe has received a, mixed reception. With much of the criticism directed towards the director focussing on his seeming lack of...
View ArticleEvery black hero in Marvel knows about a super secret super soldier
In the Marvel universe Captain America is a mantle donned by especially wide men who embody the spirit patriotism. Of the select few men deemed to be America enough to be, well Captain America, one of...
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