Wonder Woman Was Dropped as a UN Ambassador for Not Being Real
Wonder Woman has been delivering pin-point accurate punches to the dick of the patriarchy for almost a century now and has inspired generations of young girls to aspire to greatness, take no shit and...
View ArticleSpider-Man Kicks Ass at Poker
As we’ve discussed before, Spider-Man is kind of a badass, what with his ability to punch faces clean off and stick to the Hulk’s biceps. But did you know he’s also pretty frickin’ good at poker, as...
View ArticleBatman Really Does Carry Shark Repellent Spray
Few moments in the Batman mythos are treated with as much derision and disdain by fans as that one time in the 1960’s TV show Adam West Batman fends off an angry about-to-explode shark with a can of...
View Article90’s Spider-man Wasn’t Allowed to Punch People
While it’s never really made clear in the movies he’s appeared in, Spider-man possess is easily strong enough to kill a person with a single punch thanks to the whole “proportional powers of a spider...
View ArticleBoba Fett Fell Into That Sarlacc Twice
With his blaster-proof Mandalorian armor, bitchin’ jetpack and wrist-mounted rocket launcher, Boba Fett is considered to be the premier bounty hunter of the Star Wars universe. You know, even though he...
View ArticleSamuel L. Jackson was Nick Fury before he knew he was Nick Fury
Samuel L. Jackson has the most lucrative deal of any actor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and will likely still have be appearing in them until the day he dies because he fucking loves comic books....
View ArticleDoctor Doom Doesn’t Give a F**k
This article about Doctor Doom and all the crazy shit he’d done was recently turned into a video for our YouTube channel and includes and extra bonus fact about the time my dad adopted a donkey. If you...
View ArticlePeople Actually Complained About Captain America Punching Hitler
This article was recently turned into a video on that YouTube channel we’re never going to stop mentioning. It also contains a bonus section about how to play FIFA, the North Korean way. If videos...
View Article‘Dragonball Evolution’ Was so Bad The Writer Had to Apologise
Dragonball Evolution was a flaccid, soulless, live-action re-imagining of a beloved Japanese property. It was mauled critically, flopped harder a whale having a seizure and is kind of responsible for...
View ArticleSpider-Man Can Stick to Anything, Including the Hulk
You know the drill if you check this website periodically, another article has been turned into a video. As per usual, if it’s not your thing, the original article is below. The bulk of Spider-man’s...
View ArticleNobody likes Red Skull
Johann Shmidt, AKA, the Red Skull is one of Captain America’s most famous and enduring villains. He’s also such an objective piece of shit even the worst villains in Marvel canon refuse to ally with...
View ArticleR.J. MacReady – hero, survivor, sheep-murderer
The beauty of John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror staple, The Thing, is that it ends with the ultimate fate of the film’s protagonist being left to the imagination of the viewer. Unless you read the...
View ArticleHugh Jackman kept accidentally spiking his balls as Wolverine
With the exception of Samuel L. Fucking Jackson, no modern actor has played the same comic book character is as many movies as Hugh Jackman played Wolverine. During his 17 year tenure as the man with...
View ArticleCharlie Cox blinded himself to play Daredevil
Daredevil is a Marvel street-level hero once described by Captain America as “a blind guy with the superpower to see”. When it came to portraying him on screen, Charlie Cox decided to go the Daniel...
View ArticleMark Hamill Used to Laugh His Ass Off While Driving to Recording Sessions
Mark Hamill is known primarily for portraying two characters, goodie-two-shoes farm boy Luke Skywalker and sociopathic mass-murder, the Joker. Like many actors who’ve played the Clown Prince of Crime,...
View ArticleThe Awesome Kingsman Scene We’ll Never Get to See
There’s a scene in the film Kingsman: The Secret Service where Colin Firth murder-shoots the shit out of an entire church full of assholes while the guitar solo from Freebird plays in the background....
View ArticleThe Hulk’s Weakness is Hilariously Adorable
The Incredible Hulk is without question one of the most terrifyingly powerful entities in comic history with a list of feats so impressive they’d make Superman tempted to edit his own Wikipedia page....
View ArticleBatman is technically Superman’s boss
Considering he can fire planet-obliterating lasers from his eyes and has arms strong enough to hurl a bowling ball into orbit, you wouldn’t think there are many people in the DC universe with balls big...
View ArticleToho Hated The 1998 Movie Version Of Godzilla So Much They Had It Blown Up
The 1998 Godzilla movie was so shitty that, Kenpachiro Satsuma, one of the guys who’d originally donned the giant rubber suit in the 70’s walked out of the screening in disgust. We’re not joking about...
View Article90’s Spider-man Wasn’t Allowed to Punch People
While it’s never really made clear in the movies he’s appeared in, Spider-man possess is easily strong enough to kill a person with a single punch thanks to the whole “proportional powers of a spider...
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